Old TV... A Woman's Bible!

I try to watch Sex & the City (cancelled 2004) at least once a week simply because in 80% of the episodes... I can relate! This show documents 4 women between the ages of 25 & 40 dealing with single life, dating & sex in Manhattan; I find it strange that a 17 year old girl in Cobourg can relate. I just watched an episode about a 'fuck buddy, a man a girl runs back to every time she ends just to have mindless sex & forget about the last guy; I CAN RELATE! Another, features a woman that has a problem with the way her man’s ‘junk’ is… displayed; for his sake I won’t explain exactly the problem but I CAN RELATE!
Modern television spends too much time on special effects & hot men to let the audience relate to the story; how do they expect me to relate to 2 very attractive, demon hunting brothers or a sexy, bisexual, doctor with Huntington’s Disease? Modern media makes relation a lot more difficult; in shows from the late 80’s & early 90’s were the easiest to relate to. People relate to shows like Seinfeld, 4 friends sitting around talking about nothing; or Friends, a group of friends with relationship and friendship issues. Sex & the City is the biggest one for women. Relationships are what builds life; whether the be in love or friendship. It has actually helped me become this sex goddess (lmfao!), good friend & great girlfriend I am. It has also helped me put a relationship behind me that I thought I could never let go. I am a woman in love & I plan on staying that way.

Words of Love & Pure Romance

Okay, I am just full of opinions today and this is one I have to get this one right out in the open. I am so tired of hear people groan about their ex love or crush. IF THEY DON'T LIKE YOU, GET THE FUCK OVER IT!!!! I'll admit I'm guilty of it but I'm not guilty of doing it for months and months and months. I have so many friends that just complain about their ex being the one for them or their crush is the love of their life. Or when you're dating someone for 2 days, you’re in love and you'll be together forever... usually those are the relationships that last 2 weeks or less. Usually these are the people that 'go out' with someone just for the sake of saying they have a bf/gf. It's pathetic and sad. I admit again that I'm guilty of it. It's usually 6, 7, 8 & 9th graders and it's cute then but in the 11th & 12th grades, it's just really annoying. What makes me laugh about these is the breakup; the one dumped is so heartbroken the go all depressed and shit; all I ever say to these people is: you're being a retard, how long did u guys date? 2 weeks. GET THE FUCK OVER IT!!! lmao!

I am the Warrior!

I am in a group of friends where most people are socially awkward (as I used to be) and like I used to be these people are venerable in relationships because they like the attention and affection. I used to be a lot like this but I was tired of being stepped on and hurt; some of my friends don't realize that they're being stepped on and if I warn them I seem to be a know-it-all or just a plain bitch. I've decided to warn the assholes/bitches that decide to fuck with them because they wanna get some and they know they'll get it because these people are emotionally weak. There are 2 girls in particular that keep fucking with my friends (going through em' pretty fuckin quickly) and if these bitches fuck with one more of my friends I will personally fuck them up. I am a good friend and I am VERY protective of my friends. I suggest to those people looking for a quick fix to find someone else... my friends deserve better than you.

A Rose by Any Other Name...

Friends and family tell me to ignore it; eventually the cruelness will subside when they get bored. They call me cruel hurtful names so here's what I'm gonna do; I am gonna define most of the names I've been called and tall you whether or not they are correct or incorrect:

Cunt: A synonym for a woman's genitalia, vagina, pussy, etc.
So, his is clear, I have a cunt but I am not one

Slut: Refers to a sexually promiscuous person, usually female
I am not promiscuous; promiscuity comes from having MANY sexual partners.

Dirty Bitch: A woman who loves to be fucked in all holes. A bitch that enjoys having sex in every position imaginable, usually with two or more partners.
There are so many things wrong with that, I've lost count.

Skank: Derogatory term for a (usually younger) female, implying trashiness or tackiness, lower-class status, poor hygiene, flakiness, and a scrawny, pockmarked sort of ugliness. May also imply promiscuity, but not necessarily.
I may have low status but my hygiene is superb, I'm not a flake, nor am I scrawny.

Whore: A woman who sleeps with you for something in exchange, usually money.
I have never in my life exchanged sex for money or anything else in that matter.

Dyke (my personal favourite): Derogatory term used to refer to a lesbian; commonly towards a lesbian with more masculine physical characteristics/mannerisms; Offensive to many people.
Why should I take offence to this? I am not a homosexual and mostly ex boyfriends call me this.

Dirt: used as a label for a person that is low on the social ladder, either because of unfettered promiscuity, poor personal hygiene, or any other indicator of social status
Okay, I'll take this one. I am low on the social ladder but not for the reasons listed. I would never sell my soul to be on their social ladder.